Friends don't let friends vote Republican
ledo, 9.11.2006 8:40 MEZ

 
Der folgende Text hat in letzter Zeit in amerikanischen Mailboxes kursiert, sb kennt ihn vielleicht. Offensichtlich hat er gefruchtet, der Herr oben rechts ist schon abgesagelt. Ich hab ihn sehr lustig gefunden. Den folgenden Text, nicht den Herrn rechts. Wieso gibt es sowas bei uns nicht -- mit blau/orangem Inhalt?

MAKE SURE YOU GO OUT AND VOTE ON TUESDAY.

Things you have to believe to be a Republican today:

Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary.

Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him, and a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.

Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is Communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.

The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.

A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without regulation.

The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches, while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.

If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.

A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies, then demand their cooperation and money.

Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy, but providing health care to all Americans is socialism. HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the public at heart.

Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools.

A president lying about an extra-marital affair is an impeachable offense, but a president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands
die is solid defense policy.

Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.

The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but George Bush's driving record is none of our business.

Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an illness and you need our prayers for your recovery.

What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, but what Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant.

If you don't send this to at least 10 other people, we're likely to be stuck with more Republicans in '06 and '08.

Friends don't let friends vote Republican.

10 Kommentare (< 6589 T)

schwarzerkaffee, 10.11.2006 10:47 MEZ

Diese beiden Verse sind zueinander umgekehrt proportional. nicht. pfui deibel.

ledo, 9.11.2006 18:53 MEZ

Sei froh! Dann wirst du beim Zivieldienst hinausgeschmissen und darfst die restliche Zeit als Deserteur im Häfen verbringen. Ist immer noch besser als Bundesheer, denn wie heißt es so schön, Lieber deinen Arsch voll Eiter / als beim Bundesheer Gefreiter. // Lieber schwul und abnormal / als beim Heer und Korporal.

koala, 9.11.2006 17:39 MEZ

Pfui, sowas politisches. Erst die Nackte mit den vier Bruesten, und jetzt das. Ich bin in einem katholischen Gaestehaus, im Buero, da kann mir jederzeit wer ueber die Schulter schauen. Bitte bedenkt das! Wenn da wer die Kritik am Kreationismus sieht, bin ich gefeuert!

mag.e, 9.11.2006 15:15 MEZ

Ich musste auch draufklicken...

ledo, 9.11.2006 10:26 MEZ

Zu schade, dass der Link tot ist.

schwarzerkaffee, 9.11.2006 10:23 MEZ

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R.U.GAY, 9.11.2006 10:03 MEZ

Lediglich passiv, indem ich seit laengerem nicht mehr geloescht habe.

ledo, 9.11.2006 9:54 MEZ

@R.U.GAY: Bist du der, der immmer den ganzen Spam schreibt?

monz.tar.bz2, 9.11.2006 9:13 MEZ

des isch echt guat

ps: r.u.gay, da ami-siate nei-deitsche

R.U.GAY, 9.11.2006 8:52 MEZ

I like! Nice!

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