Washing machines with transparent lid. Seeing underwear in the machine might arouse sinful thoughts!
monz.tar.bz2, 21.12.2005 14:43 MEZ

 
Opening the Road to Freedom when the Dark Forces of INTERNET (the Anti-Christ) Threaten Christian People in Our LORDS Net!

Auszug:
NEW! A concerned citizen asked in my guestbook how do we recognize witches. Well, usually we catch them while they are dancing naked around a fire in the middle of woods in the night. Those cases are rather obvious.
However, I'm often called by the parents to check if their child is a witch. In that case, the first thing is to search the child's room while she is at school. We look for pentagrams, magic wands, crystals, occult books, etc. (there's a long checklist, but I won't repeat it here - there's a slim change that children find this page, even as it's not in the sinful Internet, and might use the list to avoid detection). Of the occult books, so-called roleplaying books are a certain sign!

Pflichtlink: http://www.co.jyu.fi/~np/gameofsatan/

7 Kommentare (< 6701 T)

Jano Nym, 22.12.2005 0:51 MEZ

Argh! Kann nicht anders! Muss Kommentar schreiben! Schlimme Seite! Schulmädchen gut! Schläge gut! Rollenspiel böse! Waschmaschinen böse! Alles böse! Schlagen gut!

mag.e, 21.12.2005 19:41 MEZ

Die Seite brilliert dermaßen mit gut-durchdachtem und benutzerfreudnlichem Design, blinkender Text, animierte GIFs, ein Hintergrundbild welches das Lesen des Textes unfassbar erschwert und "Halleluja!" Hintergrundsound, dass ich meine unwürdigen Augen umgehend abwenden musste. Mein sadistischer Geist konnte sich aber ungemein über das kleine Video etwa in der Mitte der Startseite erfreuen, wo ein Schulmädchen von einer Lehrerin Schläge auf den Po bekommt - dazu "Halleluja!" fast im Takt. Aber jetzt halt ich es nimmer aus!

R.U.GAY, 21.12.2005 16:04 MEZ

Rattenjunge, bitte...

monz.tar.bz2, 21.12.2005 15:37 MEZ

was gibt es den fuer dich im leben sonst noch, satansjunge?

R.U.GAY, 21.12.2005 15:14 MEZ

Ich habe mich nicht aufraffen koennen alles zu begutachten, aber es scheint als wuerden nur folgende Beschaeftigungen gut geheissen:

-Bibellesen
-Beten
-Kirchengehen

monz.tar.bz2, 21.12.2005 14:46 MEZ

oder der:

I read this recently from Deja News group: "Some Satanists play tennis, and some tennis players have committed suicide." This PROVES the thing I've been suspecting a long time: tennis is one of the satinic sports!!! The female players wear so little miniskirts, that their panties show, which causes sinful thoughts in the audience!

monz.tar.bz2, 21.12.2005 14:45 MEZ

Weiter nette Auszuege:

Barney the Dinosaur (TV cartoon). Eveyone knows that dinosaurs as "prehistoric" creatures are a lie of the occult satanists, who DARE to question creationism!!! This "dinosaur" character is used to brainwash innocent children! It even uses occult "magic"! (Dinosaurs were created along all other life, but they degenerated quicker than other animals and became extint.)

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